Episode 17: The Juice Faction, ft. KamacrazyFukushima

Do you like large guns, plenty of khaki uniforms and millions of human beings being fed into the maw of unending slaughter? Of course you do, and we couldn’t agree more. This week, Sam and Alex welcome on Imperial Guard expert Lars to talk about everyone’s favourite meatbags. Yes, we know they’re the Astra Militarum now, but that’s silly.

Episode 16 – Unexpected Bone Hat: Return of Nagash, feat. Dawn Greathart

Ahoy, reading nerds, it’s another book review episode this week as the boys are joined by special guest Dawn Greathart to discuss the beginning of the end for the Old World of Warhammer Fantasy: The Return of Nagash. It’s a feast of sneaky stabbings, undead politics and almost every faction getting into an almighty ruck, with spoilers from the start.

Episode 15: The Golden Shower of Infinite Wisdom

We take a break from that licking that sweet stick of bad political Warhammer takes this week for an advice ep. The original Primarch boys take your questions, dispense advice on choosing a faction, offer painting tips and give you some army lists to consider. Seekers for truth, right this way.

Episode 14: Gene Understander Cults

This week, the plucky threesome are pitched into the galaxy’s biggest den of sin and iniquity as they take on the grandaddy of bad takes about plastic shootymen, Arch Warhammer. You asked for it, now you have created joinder with us and are bound by admiralty law to listen to it.

Episode 13: Commietide ft. Faith aka Moonrise

Intrepid explorer Danny is back this week, as we’re joined by Faith aka Moonrise to talk up the tumultuous news from the Age of Sigmar Open Day, the upcoming Eisenhorn TV series, and a little-known video game by the name of Warhammer End Times: Vermintide. That’s right, more of the rat-based content you love.

Episode 11: The Tau Supremacy ft. Robbie aka TauZedong

We’re joined by Robbie aka TauZedong and the little red book of the Greater Good this week, as we talk Tau Empire, 40K’s favourite whipping boys. Plus, recommendations on how to get started with the grimdark setting’s objectively most communist fishpeople.

Episode 10: Age of Suckmar vs Chudhammer 40Lame

The original good boys get rowdy this week, as Alex and Sam fight over Danny’s affections. Sorry, that should read fight over whether AoS or 40K should get Danny’s affections.

Also we talk the week’s new releases, punish Sam for paintfails, and introduce listeners to one of the OG Old World’s greatest heroes.

Episode 9: Emoji For Your Ears

It’s back to your fabulous original lineup this week, as we talk chuds in the FLGS, answer your questions and get confused about what an emoji is. Also introducing the world’s premiere 40k quiz.